Because apparently, it doesn’t come naturally.
Choose your preferred method of restoring rational thought.
Deploy common sense to your area using our state-of-the-art emergency broadcast system. Results may vary. Dramatically.
→ ⚙Install the critical software patch that humanity has been postponing since the beginning of recorded history.
→ ℞A doctor-recommended dose of rational thinking. No appointment necessary. Side effects include functional decision-making.
→ ⚖File a formal complaint with the Department of Common Sense. Estimated processing time: between now and the end of time.
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