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Dept. of
Common
Sense

The Department of Common Sense

An Agency of the People, for the People, Largely Ignored by the People

Established: Pending Budget: $0.00 Staff: You, apparently

Have you witnessed a decision so confounding that it keeps you up at night? An outcome so preventable that you can only marvel at the commitment it took to arrive there?

You are not alone. File a report.

The Department of Common Sense is an equal-opportunity ignorer of complaints. We do not discriminate based on the magnitude of the oversight.
OFFICIAL

Common Sense Violation Report

FILED
Date Filed
Time Filed
Violation Details
Nature of Incident
An individual or group has demonstrated a remarkable and unwavering commitment to overlooking the obvious.
Witnesses
Everyone. Everyone saw it.
Prior Warnings Issued
Several. All ignored with impressive consistency.
Could This Have Been Prevented
Yes. Effortlessly. That is precisely what makes it so remarkable.
Assignment
Assigned To
The Bureau of People Who Still Have Hope (currently unstaffed)
Department Status
On a permanent coffee break
Estimated Response Time
Between now and the heat death of the universe
Queue Information
Your position in queue
The Department of Common Sense maintains a 0% resolution rate and remains cautiously optimistic about future improvement. Filing this report does not guarantee the application of common sense, as we are unable to mandate what appears to come and go of its own accord. For immediate relief, we recommend a deep breath and the quiet acceptance that you were right all along.